{"product_id":"hippityhoppitymat","title":"Hippity Hoppity™ – Funny Welcome Mat","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e Serious About Laughs, Not Visitors\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWho said every doormat has to be welcoming? Hippity Hoppity™ is here to greet your guests with a smile, a frog, and a \u003cstrong\u003every clear understanding of property boundaries.\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring the hilariously blunt “Hippity Hoppity, Get Off My Property” design, this cheeky mat lets visitors know exactly where they stand — preferably somewhere on the other side of your front door.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ePerfect for anyone whose idea of hospitality is watching people leave from the window\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9103\/6594\/files\/Screenshot_2026-08-17_at_16.17.56.png?v=1786968980\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYour Porch Has A New Security Guard\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eForget guard dogs. You've got a frog in a rocking chair.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRelaxed, unbothered, and apparently very protective of private property, our little green porch patrol \u003cstrong\u003eadds instant personality to your entrance\u003c\/strong\u003e. Whether you're an introvert, a homebody, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, Hippity Hoppity™ \u003cstrong\u003eturns an ordinary doorway into a conversation starter\u003c\/strong\u003e before anyone even rings the bell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift For Your Homebody\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eKnow someone who loves their house but isn't quite as enthusiastic about the people who show up at it?\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou've found their gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHippity Hoppity™ makes a hilarious housewarming, birthday, holiday, or just-because gift for \u003cstrong\u003esarcasm lovers, frog enthusiasts, introverts, quirky homeowners, and that one friend who never answers the door even though you know they're home.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDurable, Soft Polyester Fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eNon-Slip Base for Stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50 × 80 cm (19\" × 31\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60 × 90 cm (23\" × 35\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eEntryway, Patio, Kitchen, Porch, Garden, Indoor \u0026amp; Outdoor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eShake, vacuum, or rinse clean – quick-drying material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHippity Hoppity™ – because sometimes “Get Off My Property” just sounds friendlier when a frog says it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lily \u0026 Eden","offers":[{"title":"Medium 50 × 80 cm (19\" × 31\")","offer_id":47908809801906,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large 60 x 90 cm (23\" x 35\")","offer_id":47908809834674,"sku":null,"price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9103\/6594\/files\/Screenshot2026-08-17at16.16.15.png?v=1786968934","url":"https:\/\/www.lilyandeden.co\/products\/hippityhoppitymat","provider":"Lily \u0026 Eden","version":"1.0","type":"link"}