Tinkle Ted™ - The Naughty Planter
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🪴 A Planter Like No Other
Meet Tinkle Ted™, the most adorably inappropriate addition your plants never knew they needed! With his pants down and pride out (literally), Ted isn’t just a planter—he’s a potty-trained conversation starter. Cheeky, charming, and always ready to “relieve” your overwatered worries, Ted turns plant care into comedy gold.
This isn't just a planter—it’s a conversation starter, a hydration hero, and the funniest little potty pal your succulents will ever know. Water your plant, and watch as Ted turns plant care into a relieving experience.
Handcrafted for Maximum Mischief
Ted may be cheeky, but he’s also classy. Made from durable, high-quality ceramic, this tiny urinator is built to last (and laugh). His clever design not only gets attention—it works. His strategically placed ahem spout ensures your plants stay perfectly hydrated while Ted… well, handles the rest.
The Ultimate Gift For Plant Lovers
Whether you're looking to spice up your living room, prank a plant-loving friend, or just need a good laugh every time you water the plants, Tinkle Ted™ is the number one choice. He’s equal parts functional and funny—just the way nature (and your inner 12-year-old) intended.
Specifications:
🌱 Planter Size: 5.3" x 4.7" x 3.7" (13.5 x 12 x 9.5 cm)
💧 Catch Tray: 3.1" x 2.8" (8 x 7 cm)
📦 Material: Premium Hand-Painted Ceramic
✨ Why You'll Love Tinkle Ted™:
✔️ Bold & Bladder-Friendly Design
✔️ A Drainage System with Personality
✔️ A Guaranteed Conversation Starter
✔️ Great Gift for Plant Parents with a Sense of Humor
✔️ Perfect for Succulents, Herbs & Mini Greens
We offer standard international shipping on all orders from our suppliers to the following countries and regions: the United States, Canada, the European Union, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and others worldwide. Shipping typically takes between 1 -2 weeks. Please be patient.
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
Welcome to Lily & Eden, a heart-driven venture located in the cozy town of Sheridan, Wyoming. Dreaming big, our team is fueled by a genuine love for botanicals and essential home items, aiming to bring joy into your living spaces. We meticulously scrutinize the quality of our offerings, collaborating exclusively with reputable vendors and suppliers to ensure you receive nothing but premium quality products.
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